~b~Zhou~w~~n~Ah, my little friend. Isn't it wonderful? While other Triads grow in infamy, I grow in fame.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~While they're wanted by the Feds, I'm pursued only by the press, to whom I'm a civic benefactor.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~A man of outstanding skill and great spiritual power. A modern hero.
~y~Huang~w~~n~At a time like this, you're courting publicity?
~b~Zhou~w~~n~I didn't ask for the burden of greatness, nor the paparazzi's prying cameras.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~But, in the long term, it could be very beneficial...
~b~Zhou~w~~n~..especially when it comes to picking up women, not that I need any help, of course.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~While I attend to my business, you must see to it that the press get no photos of me.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~The public's faith in me must be preserved.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~Wait here, Huang. Chun Chun Fung will be joining us.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~He's a very uptight man, and not the swiftest walker...
~b~Zhou~w~~n~Ah, Chun Chun! Climb in my friend. How are your hemorrhoids today?
~b~Zhou~w~~n~Huang, let's go.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~Chow Chin is meeting us here. He's wanted for arson in 49 states...
~b~Zhou~w~~n~..or so he claims. I doubt he even knows where half of them are.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~So glad you could join us Chow.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~Drive on, Huang.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~Huang, we must decide who are to be the powerful Triad headmen once I'm the new boss...
~b~Zhou~w~~n~...so it's time you left, and let us get on with our discussion. Run along.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Patronizing dick.
~b~Zhou~w~~n~I'm sorry, baby, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings... Let me see... ... um...
~b~Zhou~w~~n~...please, do me a little favor, and get the fuck out of here. Thank you.
